Lance (to Laura): They asked me to help them shop for lingerie. - Laura (to Lance): Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better. - Lance (to Laura): You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
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